What is a Hiya?
Is it a man or a woman? Is it human? Is it beast? Why, Hiya is but a Hiya. That is the ultimate truth. The singularity of the Hiya. Hiya is but one entity of....Hiya-....ness. I dunno, I'm just winging it.
(The Wiki considered the title inappropriate so it had to be censored. Ugh.)